1. These are exclusively the type of tweets I want to see in my feed.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.— Liam Hackett (@DiageoLiam) March 12, 2020
2. #truth
I guess we’re about to find out which meetings could’ve been emails after all...— Sara Wallace Goodman (@ThatSaraGoodman) March 8, 2020
3. It sounds so fancy when you put it that way!
It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante province of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Isolation.— Vikram Paralkar (@VikramParalkar) March 13, 2020
4. The connections we maintain with others will help get us through.
Conversations will not be cancelled.— Jamie Tworkowski (@jamietworkowski) March 12, 2020
Relationships will not be cancelled.
Love will not be cancelled.
Songs will not be cancelled.
Reading will not be cancelled.
Self-care will not be cancelled.
Hope will not be cancelled.
May we lean into the good stuff that remains.
5. There is goodness in this world and it sounds a lot like Celine Dion.
During the quarantine, a pianist in Barcelona went to his balcony to play “My Heart Will Go On” for his neighborhood.— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) March 18, 2020
After he started, a sax player in the building next door joined him.
I’m here for all of this...๐❤️pic.twitter.com/3utPYfDbua
6. We can do hard things while we are #alonetogether
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 22, 2020
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
7. Don't forget :)
Also incredibly contagious:— Brian Aspinall (@mraspinall) March 20, 2020
Laughter
Empathy
Positivity
Calmness
Smiles
Love
Kindness
Happiness
Giggles
Affection
Courtesy
Sympathy
Good Will
Tolerance
Sweetness
Decency
Helpfulness
Thoughtfulness
Affection
Consideration
Patience
Optimism
Bliss
Joy
Pleasure
Cheer
8. It was a different time....
this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer— Sabrina (@NerdyAndQuirky) March 16, 2020
9. It's a mystery.
Hard to imagine how my kids were ever able to survive regular school days without 23 snacks.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 20, 2020
10. The teacher in me laughed so hard at this.
— TeacherGoals (@teachergoals) March 19, 2020
11. Le Coach by Soprano is my students' favourite song. I love his remix to protect against coronavirus.
.@Sopranopsy4 et moi on vous donne la solution pour combattre le #coronavirus ๐ฆ ๐ท #CCauetSurNRJ #CoronavirusFrance #COVIDใผ19 #coronavirusfr pic.twitter.com/8Etjm03VGW— Cauet Officiel (@cauetofficiel) March 6, 2020
12. For all of the educators. We got this.
To all the educators around the world. #staythecourse #cohort21 @sitedundas pic.twitter.com/ua0hknQSz1— Eric Daigle (@EBDaigle) March 23, 2020
13. Also, no pressure but...
Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear.— rosanne cash (@rosannecash) March 14, 2020
14. Though seriously, we are in the middle of a global pandemic. It's okay to simply survive the day.
I get the urge to to make a schedule for kids, I really do. But as I sit here in post-exposure quarantine waiting to see if my family gets sick, I also feel like can we please just give parents a break for one second? Can we just not have to make the pandemic Pinterest-worthy?— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) March 14, 2020
15. Yes :) Let's try this!
Since we are not to shake hands anymore I propose we curtesy and bow as they did in the times of Jane Austen.— Ria Lina ๐ฒ (@rialina_) March 5, 2020
Gender is irrelevant, whosoever bows first, the other must curtesy in return.
Let the greetings begin. pic.twitter.com/H33iDdVJZ7
16. The Office makes for perfect binge-watching during self-isolation.
The Office: Coronavirus— Daniel Burnell (@the_real_bnell) March 9, 2020
Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this
Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity
Angela wears a hazmat suit
Kevin says that he’s had it for weeks & feels fine
17. Same.
I knew my husband wanted me to kick my @Starbucks habit, but he didn't have to get the government involved. ๐— jthreeNMe (@jthreeNMe) March 22, 2020
18. #sorrynotsorry
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?— Kaitlyn McQuin (@kaitlynmcquin) March 15, 2020
Dudes on dating apps
Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.
We’re pen pals now, my dude.
We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.
Now, write me a poem.
19. Too bad they can't answer us back.
important questions to ask your pet if you're working from home:— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 12, 2020
- are you at work?
- are we working together?
- did you forget to wear your pants?
- are we coworkers?
- are you the employee of the month?
- are you my supervisor?
- who hired you?
20. Sorry to my cat....
Shout-out to the nation's cats, who are dealing with the horrifying realisation that their humans are going to be at home for the foreseeable, interrupting their naps, sitting on their sofas and generally disrupting their daily routines of snoozes and Important Cat Business. pic.twitter.com/JGWGmqPKy8— Kate Bevan (@katebevan) March 18, 2020
21. Dogs are always so joyful!
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 10, 2020
22. I feel attacked.
everyone pretending they need to go book shopping, like at least half of you don't have several years' worth of unread books at home already— Molly Templeton (@mollytempleton) March 12, 2020
23. These all sound like the perfect escape right now.
Where to go to during #Lockdown:— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) March 12, 2020
Narnia
Asgard
The Hundred Acre Wood
Middle-Earth
London Below
Hogwarts
Mars
Gormenghast
Lansquenet-sous-Tannes
A galaxy far, far away
24. Can someone please write this book?
what's the point of a quarantine if I'm not going to be quarantined with my incredibly beautiful mortal nemesis for days on end until our sexual tension builds and we fall in love but before we have the chance to kiss the quarantine ends and we must go our separate ways— ghoulia ๐ป (@julia__ghoulia) March 13, 2020
25. The whole world just feels so weird right now.
I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) March 16, 2020
26. A wise reminder.
When I interviewed Maya Angelou, she told me to write this sentence on my notepad and to never forget it.— Alex Banayan (@AlexBanayan) January 28, 2020
“Every storm runs out of rain.”
I still think of that line to this day.
27. I live for this day.
One day this will be over. And we will be grateful for life in ways we never felt possible before.— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 21, 2020
xo
Jenn
PS - If you need ideas to do with your little at home these days, check out my post about how to keep everyone entertained while school is closed.
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